Let’s start with something absolutely positive: Colton Haynes is a stud through and through. The masculine facial traits, the megawatt smile, and the washboard abs…I mean, who are we to complain?
Now, if you have been followed this site for a while, you know that I am all for men experimenting with unusual color choices. So I should be all over this coral or salmon or whatever color this suit is he wore to the premier of San Andreas a few days ago in LA.
The reality, however, is I am NOT. Despite the fact that he is a model, he is not quite selling this. At least to me.
I have a feeling his stylist made a miscalculated move regarding color and footwear choices. This color does not sit well with his tan, his buzz cut or his really masculine face. As for the black loafers, not only do they not go well with the suit color, but they are also melting into the black carpet. Which makes him appear shoeless from afar. If I ever were responsible for dressing Colton for public appearances, he would always be in something simple (but not simplistic) that accentuates his handsome manliness.
Colton, if that is what you want, get in touch with me via the contact page, okay?
Now if you all excuse me, I have to go out and get some salmon. Because this outfit is reminding me that I have not had salmon for a long time.