I have many guilty pleasures, one of which is looking at genetically gifted people. Okay, that is an ineffectively subtle way of saying that I’m pretty addicted to looking at photos of certain celebrities. Besides the Beckham clan, another family that I seriously never get tired of is Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr with their precious baby, Flynn. Thus, their recent separation announcement came as such a shock. I have to admit that just like nosey person out there, I’m pretty curious why it happened. But that’s besides the point at the end of the day because #1: we will never ever know the truth. Even if they confess something in the future, it will probably just a minuscule fraction of the truth. And #2: we will certainly see fewer and fewer pictures of all three together. There aren’t so many pictures of them together flying around the internet when they were still one family, so what can we expect when they are no longer together? To get myself ready for such a bleak future, I’m parsing through some of their moments. And I’m noticing three precious things:
1. Flynn. Self-explanatory. If his pictures don’t melt your heart, your heart really is made of stone.
2. Miranda Kerr. What did this woman do in her past life that she’s so genetically endowed in her present life? Do I need to remind y’all that she already gave birth?
3. Orlando Bloom’s sneakers. Alright, when it comes to men’s fashion, the name Orlando Bloom doesn’t always come to mind. And that’s perfectly fine because he probably doesn’t care that much about fashion to begin with. And we have no shortage of other celebs to fixate upon such as this dude, this dude or this dude. However, his sick sneakers never fail to catch my eyes. The problem is I can’t identify who made them. They don’t look like Nike’s to me at all. The black pair in picture #4 is very Rick Owens-looking, but I’m not so sure. So if you happen to know, tell me. I then will tell the whole world. And the whole world will then thank you. It’s a win-win game, so fire away. NOW.
It’s Monday and it’s terrible and everybody needs some pick-me-up so I have copied and pasted some of the best paparazzi-captured photos of these precious three. If they don’t make your Monday marginally better, you’re really…hopeless. Click, lots of pictures inside!Images via JustJared