Happy Birthday America. Exactly one year, four months and four days ago, our 5-year and counting relationship came to a premature, heart-breaking end. Til this day I’m still truly, madly and deeply in love with you though.
Sure, I went out on a few dates with Paris, Venice, Rome and such, but to be perfectly honest I didn’t quite get the same warm, mushy feelings like when I was with you. To commemorate what we had, I’ve done what any other fine upstanding patriotic citizen would do. That’s to support the local economy as much as I possibly can. I mean I just placed some orders on Saks…
God Bless You, America!
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